Phury
{bows} Thank you Thank you… I’ll be here all week…{goes back to smoking}
{tosses Murhder a bag of rolled ones} Let’s see you do better bro
Murhder
-Catches the bag of smokes- Motorcycle mama better be auto correct fail for Bad Ass Motherfucker
Vishous
[sitting back, long legs tossed up against the worm table…watching my Brothers with a smirk]
Phury
{thinking…do I even have auto correct…doubt it…the cordless is bigger than Rhage’s dick}
Rhage
so you need a truck to carry it around then?
Murhder
-high fives Rhage- good one brother…
Phury
Now who’s been smoking {shakes head} You’ll be a bad influence on all those pretty girls
Murhder
and how do you know how big Rhage’s dick is? –curious brow raise-
Rhage
Why do you think Phury is celibate? Cos he can’t have me.
Murhder_
-laughs- knew there had to be a reason…
Phury
The one drawback from Beast Days…afterwards naked uglies…
Murhder
That’s psychosomatic mother fucker to you…
Vishous
[cocks a brow, laughing] Self-diagnosis is dangerous, my brother.
Murhder
It’s what my nice new set of Encyclopedia Britannica’s has taught me
Vishous
That’s what was in those fucking crates? Thought you were stocking up on weapons over there.
Murhder
nahh…some homey on a thunderbird gave them to me for some scalped Crue tickets, didn’t tell him the show was last month.
Phury
Wait?! You can read???
Murhder
Can it Brenda Starr…
Vishous
[just fucking laughs] Nice haul, Murhder. [aligning my daggers In their holsters] I’m out, good hunting tonight, yeah?
Murhder
–nods- happy hunting first starter
Vishous
We all have our flaws, true.
Phury
Flaws???…what a “gentle” way to say fucked up…wouldn’t you agree Mr. Wizard?
Vishous
[chuckles] Way beyond fucked up, brother. You do a better job at hiding your shit, feel me?